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Lord of the Pond
02:10
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Lord, lord of the pond
I will summon the frog
Dark portal of toad stool
She will bring the cursed tool
Ritual, dancing around
Slap your feet, underground
Visual, burial ground
It will complete, or break you down
So beautiful, such a bitch
So wonderful, the green witch
The ritual is complete
Frog mistress, don't retreat
I am awoken from my eternal slumber
Mage mallet in hand, now you will suffer
Suffering and bludgeoning from necromancy
Suffering and bludgeoning from necromancy
Suffering and bludgeoning from necromancy
My mystical mallet
Melts mindless matter
Through time and space
Retribution
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I rip the flesh off decaying bones
The smell so rancid across the stones
Hunger, fester, feast on the flesh
Blood sucking sanguisuga on flesh
I leap, I hop, I skip, and I jump
Devour all my enemies, I sit on a stump
Listen to my croak
Hunger, fester, feast on the flesh
Blood sucking sanguisuga on flesh
Rigor mortis
Has set in
Dead and floating
Across my pond
Amphibious rage
Uncontrolling
A vicious need
To siphon blood
My hunger grows; the craving for your gore
My bloodthirst is quenched
When I'm emptying out your heart
My stomach expands
Croaking and burping regurgitated blood
Poison flows through every vein
Your frail dry neck is my domain
A thirst for ichor ever since a young poliwog
I'm the demented offspring of a leech and frog
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Sludge of the Swamp
02:18
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Lifeless pestilence
The Four Frogmen rise
From the swamp comes the sludge
Here to judge here to judge
Mallet swinging by the side
You can leap but can't hide
Aqueous solution
Poison distribution
Froggy execution
Welcome to disillusion
That's right bitch
Guttural Toad is here to stay
Fuck all you fake as frog pussies
We're in leap town now motha fucka
From the pond to the tank
Real wart shit
Frog Mallet
Sludge of the Swamp
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Bullfrog Beatdown you frog fuckers
If you don't fuck with frog mallet
I will hip hop hippity hop my ass down the pond
So I can rip rip ribbity rip your ass apart
Pray to the amphibian gods that we don't all have mallets
Or your stumpy ass is dead
You'll know what's up when I tear you from limb to limb
Rip off your toes so your appendage have no skin
I am addicted to screaming of innocent
Feel so conflicted but it is so intimate
I digress, I am a bullfrog
A two eyed blob
I digress, I am a bullfrog
A two eyed blob
You came to the wrong hood motherfucker
You're just another fuckin fly on the wall
You think you can fucking escape
My tongue, your ass, split you in fuckin half
Taste your flesh, rip your skin from bone
No one will know you died alone
Mess with the bullfrog, get the horns
Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit
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Beat down, down in my bog
I'm not the only frog
I'm mad, mad ironclad
I'm on my lily pad
They watch, and they will learn
Learn from my swinging arm
When caught, caught with my tongue
The young will feast among
Mallet swinging down
On to the skull of humans
We are the frogs watching
Until your bloods drooping
Pay back, what we will get
From fucking science class
Dissect and reconnect
Your bones into my throne
Your heart, is mine to keep
For the collection in my swamp
And I'm not joking
You'll be the one who's choking
I am the worst of all the frogs in the marsh
Your feet smell so delicious
I will eat them for breakfast
Mallet swinging down
On to the skull of humans
We are the frogs watching
Until your bloods drooping
Amphibian vengeance
Our justice absolute
You shall know the fury
Of fucking frogs raining down on you
The righteous amphibious mallet
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Krag'wa The Huge
03:08
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Caress, centrifuge
Krag'wa The Huge
Cesspool, I am cruel
Big frog In the marsh
Slow and harsh
Greed, feed, munch, crunch
I have to take a giant shit
The size of a human bitch
I have to take a giant shit
The size of a human bitch
Greed, feed, munch, crunch
I have to take a giant shit
The size of a human bitch
I have to take a giant shit
The size of a human bitch
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Destruction
Hop into my slop
Foul secretion
Coming from my cock
The tadpoles
Will grow into my troops
Give a frog a mallet
Coalition could be you
Wartbringer in hand
Proteus will reign
Frog religion is so gracious
Follow us it's so contagious
Slimy beings so mutatious
Bug communion so nutritious
Dull edge bone club cripple human
Draining you of all your fluid
Bringing out your organs within
Constant pain will begin
Wounds will pour blood
Your bones like mud
Old frog new trick
Wood stick on brick
The recruitment
Magnificent
More more more more
Gore gore gore gore
Wartbringer in hand
Proteus will reign
Great frog god command
Proteus has come
Smash all who oppose frog law
Hang them in the swamp for all to see
Eat the flesh of the unworthy
Blood for the frog god
Kill kill kill
Blood for the frog god
Kill kill kill
Everyone and everything
In the name of the frog god
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I AM FROG
01:45
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I am ribbit
I am ribbit
I am ribbit
I am the beef hoppington
I am ribbit
I am ribbit
I am, I am frog
I am ribbit
I am ribbit
I am, I am frog
Mallet
Mallet in my webbed feet
I am frog
Hopping through the lily pads, I am in my bog
Let me grab me mallet, I'm the overweight frog
Down I smash on thy fly, disease ridden pie
I am the brutal death frog
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Chapter one has come to an end
Introduction to all of my frog friends
Listen once and listen again
For the tale of frogs will now begin
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Frog Mallet Boston, Massachusetts
NEW ENGLAND SLAMMING FROG DEATH
Sean
Anton
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