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Dissection by Amphibian

by Frog Mallet

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    A little something here for the amphibious slammers out there: Frog Mallets 2021 debut album featuring the homies Devin and Alex from Sanguisugabogg and Undeath on some awesome vocal features! Now available for preorder on a clear and green glitter shell with double sided, full color sticker label. Outer O Card included, sour cream n onion wit it. Incredibly unique album fro start to finish; Mortician style grooves, ignorant Beatdown mosh calls, and some good old pitch shifted vocals straight from the swamp. Do t miss your chance to secure this limited edition pressing!

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1.
Lord, lord of the pond I will summon the frog Dark portal of toad stool She will bring the cursed tool Ritual, dancing around Slap your feet, underground Visual, burial ground It will complete, or break you down So beautiful, such a bitch So wonderful, the green witch The ritual is complete Frog mistress, don't retreat I am awoken from my eternal slumber Mage mallet in hand, now you will suffer Suffering and bludgeoning from necromancy Suffering and bludgeoning from necromancy Suffering and bludgeoning from necromancy My mystical mallet Melts mindless matter Through time and space Retribution
2.
I rip the flesh off decaying bones The smell so rancid across the stones Hunger, fester, feast on the flesh Blood sucking sanguisuga on flesh I leap, I hop, I skip, and I jump Devour all my enemies, I sit on a stump Listen to my croak Hunger, fester, feast on the flesh Blood sucking sanguisuga on flesh Rigor mortis Has set in Dead and floating Across my pond Amphibious rage Uncontrolling A vicious need To siphon blood My hunger grows; the craving for your gore My bloodthirst is quenched When I'm emptying out your heart My stomach expands Croaking and burping regurgitated blood Poison flows through every vein Your frail dry neck is my domain A thirst for ichor ever since a young poliwog I'm the demented offspring of a leech and frog
3.
Lifeless pestilence The Four Frogmen rise From the swamp comes the sludge Here to judge here to judge Mallet swinging by the side You can leap but can't hide Aqueous solution Poison distribution Froggy execution Welcome to disillusion That's right bitch Guttural Toad is here to stay Fuck all you fake as frog pussies We're in leap town now motha fucka From the pond to the tank Real wart shit Frog Mallet Sludge of the Swamp
4.
Bullfrog Beatdown you frog fuckers If you don't fuck with frog mallet I will hip hop hippity hop my ass down the pond So I can rip rip ribbity rip your ass apart Pray to the amphibian gods that we don't all have mallets Or your stumpy ass is dead You'll know what's up when I tear you from limb to limb Rip off your toes so your appendage have no skin I am addicted to screaming of innocent Feel so conflicted but it is so intimate I digress, I am a bullfrog A two eyed blob I digress, I am a bullfrog A two eyed blob You came to the wrong hood motherfucker You're just another fuckin fly on the wall You think you can fucking escape My tongue, your ass, split you in fuckin half Taste your flesh, rip your skin from bone No one will know you died alone Mess with the bullfrog, get the horns Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit
5.
Beat down, down in my bog I'm not the only frog I'm mad, mad ironclad I'm on my lily pad They watch, and they will learn Learn from my swinging arm When caught, caught with my tongue The young will feast among Mallet swinging down On to the skull of humans We are the frogs watching Until your bloods drooping Pay back, what we will get From fucking science class Dissect and reconnect Your bones into my throne Your heart, is mine to keep For the collection in my swamp And I'm not joking You'll be the one who's choking I am the worst of all the frogs in the marsh Your feet smell so delicious I will eat them for breakfast Mallet swinging down On to the skull of humans We are the frogs watching Until your bloods drooping Amphibian vengeance Our justice absolute You shall know the fury Of fucking frogs raining down on you The righteous amphibious mallet
6.
Caress, centrifuge Krag'wa The Huge Cesspool, I am cruel Big frog In the marsh Slow and harsh Greed, feed, munch, crunch I have to take a giant shit The size of a human bitch I have to take a giant shit The size of a human bitch Greed, feed, munch, crunch I have to take a giant shit The size of a human bitch I have to take a giant shit The size of a human bitch
7.
Destruction Hop into my slop Foul secretion Coming from my cock The tadpoles Will grow into my troops Give a frog a mallet Coalition could be you Wartbringer in hand Proteus will reign Frog religion is so gracious Follow us it's so contagious Slimy beings so mutatious Bug communion so nutritious Dull edge bone club cripple human Draining you of all your fluid Bringing out your organs within Constant pain will begin Wounds will pour blood Your bones like mud Old frog new trick Wood stick on brick The recruitment Magnificent More more more more Gore gore gore gore Wartbringer in hand Proteus will reign Great frog god command Proteus has come Smash all who oppose frog law Hang them in the swamp for all to see Eat the flesh of the unworthy Blood for the frog god Kill kill kill Blood for the frog god Kill kill kill Everyone and everything In the name of the frog god
8.
I AM FROG 01:45
I am ribbit I am ribbit I am ribbit I am the beef hoppington I am ribbit I am ribbit I am, I am frog I am ribbit I am ribbit I am, I am frog Mallet Mallet in my webbed feet I am frog Hopping through the lily pads, I am in my bog Let me grab me mallet, I'm the overweight frog Down I smash on thy fly, disease ridden pie I am the brutal death frog
9.
Chapter one has come to an end Introduction to all of my frog friends Listen once and listen again For the tale of frogs will now begin

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Mallet slamming death metal fit for only the beefiest of frogs. Suffer from the sludge when the four frogmen poison the swamp leaving the rest to rot and fester in the filth. Frog Mallet's first full length album is here and ready to be received.

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released April 23, 2021

Written by Sean “Beef Hoppington” McCormack, Mike “Guttural Toad” Jacques, Cody “King Amphibious” Cahill, & Griffin “Horny Toad” Amaral

Produced by Sean McCormack
Artwork by Kane Quaglietta
Recorded at Szechuan Studio, Newburyport MA

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